03.19.08
YO. Oh Snap. And other things I can’t say.
Hmmm education…what fun. At least it was here on 24Seven for a little while. The Catholics and a Mormon talked:
-religion
-Jehovah’s Witnesses are not like the Mormons.
-butt sex
Now that’s good television. There were also repeated phone calls by a man referring to himself as “The Virgin” lol.
Brandon was also right close to getting killed by a man near and dear to my heart. It was hilarious.
I’ve been here longer today than any other day this week. I like it, but I don’t think I’d ever sleep here.
*Cough Cough
Yep, that’s me coming down with some bug thanks to this filthy joint.
Peace. Love. and Mickey Mouse
-Mireya
Willllliam HUUNNNNGRY
If you bring me food in the next 3 minutes. I will give you my soul. For REAL. My actual soul. Now you only have 2 minutes and 59 seconds. Better Hurry!
-Will
Lestat
Our lav mics are named Lestat and Claudia. 
Catherine and I provide commentary. We’re on live. Call us.
Withdrawl
I’m in class right now. Aaron is with me. I can see in his eyes the desire to return to the station. I know because I feel it too. It’s been eight hours since I last walked through its halls, sat on those big blue couches, breathed in that delicate air.
This show is changing me. I feel this constant urge to be on screen. My only purpose is to entertain. What have I become?
I can hear the station…. It’s calling to me:
“Loren, where have you been? We haven’t played in a while.”
I am here, sweating in my Radio Class, glued to the clock and waiting for the bell.
“Soon,” I whisper. “I will be there soon.”
I feel like John McCain, ‘cept in class instead of a Viet Cong prison
I’m hanging and banging in Studio 4F right now, and I could really use some Rockstar. This Hanoi Hilton of a classroom is cockblocking me from seeing my Facebook ex-girlfriend, Sidd, or my future real-life girlfriend, Crystal.
Wish there was a way to move my entire bed up to the station. There’s no substitute for a good night’s sleep.
And also there’s no substitute for a C PARKING PERMIT WHICH I BOUGHT BUT PTS NEVER SENT ME. Need to get that, and drop a class. 15 hours will not cut it this semester.
That’s all, the condom is filled up. (That’s busted!)
Seneca v Vince
Former Texas QB Vince Young is my (Alex’s) avatar. This is Alex:
Former Iowa State QB Seneca Wallace is Gerald’s avatar. This is Gerald, and his former haircut (which he totally sported for over a year):
Gerald obviously hates Vince Young and UT and the state of Texas in general. And he is from Schertz, which according to Money Magazine is the best place to live in the state of Texas. Go figure. He looks so happy, and all that is going through his brain is: “Vince Young sucks.”
Why all the untoward hate? Hmmm…
Discuss.
Tow Truck drivers
So the conversation this morning revolved around tow trucks and tow truck drivers. Here is the average specimen:
You see, these guys are the lowest form of creation. Scratch that, that would be meter maids. Those people are terrible.
I started off wanting to make a longer post, but this is all I got. Feel free to comment.
Day 2
So today I spent the fewest time that I have spent here…granted I have only been here two days but whatever…got my hair cut…i am currently editing a video based on it titled “gerald gets his hair cut…it’s hard to cut it without jump cuts…i am not going to class tomorrow so the only time im going out of the station is if i need something from my car or to get air…night kids
