Somewhere around 3:30 AM, it was revealed that I have not yet seen 2 girls 1 cup. This confession sparked much interest in my fellow co-workers, who demanded to show it to me while filming my reaction.  Fortunately for me, they could not gain access to the video without subscribing to numerous umm…”adult” websites.  Words cannot describe my feelings of relief and comfort.

Though I may have escaped that experience unscathed, next time I may not be so lucky.  The station is a dangerous place for me now.  I don’t know if I will make it all week without being subjected to this video.

I can only hope…