I have a loyal fan who watches Videogame Hour Live every week.  His name is Jason.  He calls in and tells me pick up lines and dirty jokes every Tuesday from 9:30 to 10. 

You can imagine the fear that coursed through his veins when he tuned in tonight only to find that Video Game Hour Live had been replaced by this 24/7 business.  But Jason didn’t allow this new programming to get in the way of phoning in.  He’s called to let me know he hasn’t forgotten about me.  He’s a sweetheart. 

This is the life I live now.  It’s hard to keep all my fans straight.  But I make sure to give each one ample attention.  *Sigh*